ur a pizza my heart
~sassy texan with curly hair~
(Source: muck-up, via kardashiansfuckyeah)
what-ohhellnah-holdup-huh-ohokay:
Bob: Do you seriously not get it? Linda: No, I got it. She’s a Nun. She’s a cranky Nun.
(via spicy-vagina-tacos)
(via lubricates)
I need DICK
D edicated friends who I trust & love
I nner peace with myself
C onstant positive thoughts
K penis
(via 69shadesofgray)
JESUS CHRIST
“I’m a horrible father”
THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE
AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK
The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”
(Source: youtube.com, via lubricates)
you ever just get a combination of things going on and get the FEELS like man it’d be so nice to date you and be intimate and talk to you every day but i’m not strong enough to risk it so i’m gonna subtext on a website about my desire where you’ll never se it and no one will be able to call me out
(via lubricates)
(via lubricates)
Your stomach doesn’t know that potatoes exist in any form other than mashed
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